Hannah Montana bitchslaps Jessica Alba

Update: Looks like I was way off on Hannah Montana. Estimates point to almost $30-fucking-million opening weekend. I was a lot closer on The Eye, which has an estimatd $13mil.

I was actually floored when I saw the Friday box office estimates. Coming completely out of nowhere, the concert movie Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both [...]

And the nominees are…

No, I’m not talking about the Oscars. Fuck the Oscars. I’m talking about the Razzies! The Golden Raspberry Foundation has just released their nominees for the Golden Raspberry… aka the Razzie.
Striking a chord among blogs is the fact that Lindsay Lohan, despite playing a stripper in I Know Who Killed Me and thus satisfying the [...]

Repo should repo itself

Below is the trailer for Repo: The Genetic Opera. I don’t know what to say, other than this is really, really horrible! This is like Snakes on the Plane horrible! The music is straight out of the 80s.

Eli Roth doesn’t want you to watch his movies

Let me preface by saying I can understand where he’s coming from; moviemaking is indeed a business, and the business can’t succeed if it doesn’t make money. And a movie can’t make money if people are downloading it for free online.
But c’mon, that’s not why Hostel Part II tanked at the box office. According to [...]