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		<title>Hannah Montana bitchslaps Jessica Alba</title>
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		<dc:creator>Enrique</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Looks like I was way off on Hannah Montana. Estimates point to almost $30-fucking-million opening weekend. I was a lot closer on The Eye, which has an estimatd $13mil.

I was actually floored when I saw the Friday box office estimates. Coming completely out of nowhere, the concert movie Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>Update</strong>: Looks like I was way off on Hannah Montana. Estimates point to almost $30-fucking-million opening weekend. I was a lot closer on The Eye, which has an estimatd $13mil.<br />
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<p>I was actually floored when I saw the Friday box office estimates. Coming completely out of nowhere, the concert movie <em>Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds</em> took in an <a href="http://boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?sortdate=2008-02-01&amp;p=.htm" target="_blank">estimated $8.6million on Friday</a>, which puts the whole weekend at around $20million (and that&#8217;s accounting for Super Bowl fallout).</p>
<p>The surprise (for me at least) is that it beat out Jessica Alba-starrer <em>The Eye</em>, which took in a pathetic (by ANY standards) $4.9mil on Friday (for a weekend estimate of $11mil). For a movie, especially a concert movie, that has had little to no mainstream media advertising (I didn&#8217;t know about this movie until 5 days ago&#8230; I haven&#8217;t seen any commercials, posters, billboards, ANYTHING) to beat out a Jessica Alba movie, regardless of how good it is, by almost twice as much earnings is astounding.</p>
<p>Check this out, I&#8217;m going to take this level of astonishment one level higher&#8230; you ready? <em>Hannah Montana</em> made twice as much on Friday even though it only released in ONE-FOURTH as many theatres as <em>The Eye</em>! That&#8217;s right, it made 6 times as much money per theatre! If that ain&#8217;t a bitch slap to Jessica Alba&#8217;s face, I don&#8217;t know what is.</p>
<p>A peak over at <a href="http://beta.rottentomatoes.com/" target="_blank">RottenTomatoes.com</a> shows that&#8230; *gasp!* &#8230; <em>Hannah Montana</em> might even be a better movie than <em>The Eye</em> (87% vs. 26% freshness rating, respectively)!</p>
<p>Maybe this will be the wake up call that Jessica Alba sorely needs. She&#8217;s been harping on and on about being taken serious, about wanting to be a better actress, and yet she keeps taking shit roles. I honestly can&#8217;t say if she&#8217;s a good actress or not because she&#8217;s yet to come through. I saw glimpses of talent in some of her unknown movies, but those were done years ago. Like Ari Gold told her in <em>Entourage</em>, &#8220;Let&#8217;s get you out of those leotards.&#8221;</p>
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