This Last week’s pick: Kermit the Frog and Big Bird.

Why? It’s bad enough that undeserving people get a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame, but these two aren’t even people! They’re freakin’ fictional characters! One of them is a sock with someone’s hand up its ass and the other ambiguously gay.

I encourage the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce to hereforeto deny a star to anything that doesn’t have a legal birth certificate. A human birth certificate.

So with that in mind, I’m beginning what will hopefully be a weekly feature on this site: Undeserving Stars. I’ll be pointing the finger at people who get a star only because their public relations manager bought it for them. On occasion, I’ll be placing certain special conditions, such as “should have it temporarily taken away due to {whatever they did}.”

Today’s pick: the latest recipient, Ricky Martin.

Why? Because he didn’t make a name for himself until like 20 years after he began performing, had 1 or 2 hits, then disappeared from the mainstream. All of a sudden he reappears with a new CD and a star.