Undeserving Stars: Kermit the Frog and Big Bird

Kermit the FrogFuck Big BirdSince I forgot to post an Undeserving Star last week, I’m posting two now. I’ll still be posting a new one this Friday :)

This Last week’s pick: Kermit the Frog and Big Bird.

Why? It’s bad enough that undeserving people get a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame, but these two aren’t even people! They’re freakin’ fictional characters! One of them is a sock with someone’s hand up its ass and the other ambiguously gay.

I encourage the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce to hereforeto deny a star to anything that doesn’t have a legal birth certificate. A human birth certificate.

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